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Halloween has always
been my favorite holiday.
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It's the one day of the year
we get to embrace our fears,
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no matter what they might be
or who they might...
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God! Come on, Chloe.
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What up, donkey?
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Can you please stop
putting heads everywhere?
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Hey. Didn't you sleep here
again last night?
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Was it that, like,
the fourth night this week?
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So what is your costume this
year? Detective ass-basket?
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It's another holiday for you to
ruin with your snarky comments.
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No, that is not true.
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I love Halloween.
I love everything about it.
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Really? 'Cause it's my favorite,
too, especially this year,
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because it's the first time
in forever
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that Steven and I
haven't been together.
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You know, I've always been part
of a couple's costume.
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I was always Steven's
"and something,"
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you know, doctor
and sexy nurse,
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or doctor and sexy patient.
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Sherlock ho.
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Mm, I should've called you
Sherlock ho.
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♪ I'm not
perfect, I'm no snitch ♪
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♪ but I can tell you ♪
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♪ she's a... ♪
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♪ Ba-da-da-da-da-ba, ba-da-ba ♪
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♪ ba-da-da-da-da-ba, ba-da-ba ♪
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Hey, you want to do something
fun and Halloween-y tonight?
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Like, I'm great at bobbing
for apples.
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I can fit, like,
three in my mouth at once.
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"A," you have
never been sexier,
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"B," I'm sorry. I can't.
I'm busy.
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Did you get it?
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I just sent out the e-mail
for my Halloween party.
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Hi, friends.
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Who needs fear when we have...
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Love?
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Whee!
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Whee! Oh! Brr!
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I love ice cream.
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This is the invite
for your Halloween party?
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James is terrified
of Halloween.
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Yeah, I hate being scared.
I mean, hate it.
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Hate it worse than I hate
applause for other people.
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So every year, James throws
a positivity party
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where we celebrate
life and happiness.
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Absolutely no scary costumes,
just happy ones.
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It all started
when I was a kid.
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My dad played me a vhs tape
of "Halloween" on Christmas.
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Ruined two holidays at once.
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Thanks for going to the movies
with me, mark.
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Halloween and chick flicks
are converging
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into the perfect package
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in Katherine Heigl's
"trick or... baby?"
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I'm just happy
to get out of the apartment.
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Halloween is a... dark time
for my girlfriend.
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Candy and kids
make Jennifer feel fat.
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Oh, my God.
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Wait. Is that Chloe?
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What is she doing here?
She hates chick flicks.
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She says they send out
a negative message
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that women need to be
in a relationship to be happy
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and Kate Hudson.
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Who is that?
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You don't think
they're together. Are they?
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She's reaching over into his
lap. She's gonna grab his Peter.
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She's gonna grab his Peter
right here.
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Oh.
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Just popcorn.
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She's nestling into him.
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Is she out on a date?
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Because Chloe doesn't go out
on dates.
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She bangs strangers
at the people's choice awards
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and then steal's
their people's choice awards.
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Everyone please notice
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that it's not the black guy
talking in the movie theater.
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♪ Ba-da-ba ♪
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Ha! I knew
that you'd have to pee
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after all that diet soda
that you were share-drinking.
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What the hell is going on?
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What are you doing?
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I saw you sharing popcorn
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and resting your head
on a boy's shoulder.
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You're on a date.
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Okay, fine. I've been
seeing this guy Benjamin.
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I kinda like him,
but I didn't say anything,
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because I knew you'd make
a big deal about it.
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You have a boyfriend! Look,
we're just hanging out, okay?
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But I do find myself
doodling hearts
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instead of babies
with big balls.
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That is adorable.
I wanna meet him.
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What? No. Absolutely not.
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Yes. I'll cook for the two of
you, and we'll all get together,
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and we'll play scattergories.
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Ugh. Fine. One dinner.
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But do not make
that fish thing you make.
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My Halibut wheels?
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Fish are not round.
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba,
ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
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So where did you two meet?
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Oh, James' Halloween party
last year.
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See? I knew Halloween was
a good time to meet somebody.
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This year, my plan is to get
a cute guy's phone number.
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Yeah, Chloe was dressed
as a flight attendant...
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And I asked her for more peanuts.
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And at first, I had no idea
what he was talking about...
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Right. And I was like, "get
your own damn peanuts."
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And then I realized,
and I was like,
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"oh, peanuts."
Peanuts.
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Yeah, but we didn't actually
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start dating
until, uh, last month.
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We bumped into each other
at the Chelsea market.
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He was buying corn. I love corn.
I can't get enough corn.
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And I was buying Rosemary-mint
bath salts for my dry skin.
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No, you said that you'd heard
that if you smoked them,
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you'd try to cut out
a person's tongue and eat it.
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That is what I said.
Remember?
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That's what I said. And I
thought it was so charming.
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I can be charming.
And, uh, yeah,
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we've been spending time
together ever since.
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Ever since.
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Wow.
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You guys...
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You guys are perfect together.
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I agree.
You two are adorbs.
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Thanks, Eli.
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Oh.
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Someone order a stripper?
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♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪
m-may I help you?
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Hey, man. Guys,
this is my best friend Zonk.
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I told him to meet me here.
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We're gonna head
to the hockey game.
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Did you just summon up snot
only to swallow it down?
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I did. Chicks like it.
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That and the way I eat peaches.
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I'll call you
later, sweetie.
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- Okay, bye. Mm.
- Bye.
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Adieu.
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Okay, bye.
See you later.
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Bye.
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Chloe, I am shocked.
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I never pegged you
as the relationship type,
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but Benjamin is so great.
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You guys seem
so happy together,
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and you could tell that
he really... he really likes you.
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Really? Do you think so?
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Oh, absolutely.
This is my area of expertise.
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Great. So it'll hurt that much
more when I totally destroy him!
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Oh,
I would throw my head back
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and do my evil Halloween laugh,
but my neck hurts
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and my throat kinda does, too.
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What do you mean "destroy him"?
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Every Halloween, I pick
a person who annoys me,
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I figure out
their deepest, darkest fears...
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what would psychologically
break them
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and ruin their lives forever...
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and then the next Halloween,
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I do it.
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Wait.
You've never seen "The Wire"?
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I'm gonna spend the next hour
telling you how good it is.
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Got it.
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...goes to the docks.
Five seasons...
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You were my hypnotist?
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You were supposed to help me
quit smoking,
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not start touching my junk
in public.
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Well, you stopped smoking,
didn't you?
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Yes, because my hands are always
busy touching my junk.
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And why did you make
the trigger word my name?
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Hey, Victor.
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Oh, no.
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I struggle with it because
I'm such a private person,
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but finally, I was like,
"yes, Chelsea Clinton,
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I will be in your wedding."
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Got it.
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You were my nutritionist?
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I cooked everything with lard.
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Everything.
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That's why I love
being a director...
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crafting moments, taking
the audience on a journey...
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and that's why
it was so satisfying
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directing you
in "love monster."
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Some of my best work.
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Got it.
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You know, everyone told me...
they said,
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"don't sign on to a chick flick
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where you fall in love
with a giant pink puppet,"
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but I said to them...
I said, "no..."
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I need money."
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I had to dig deep
to find his biggest fear
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and then construct
the perfect trick.
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I needed to make him
fall in love
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with a woman who reminded him
of his mother.
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She walked out on him
when he was 7 years old,
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and they were watching
"facts of life,"
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and she never came back.
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I'd have to do
the old pump and dump.
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Is that a thing? It is,
and I'll explain it now.
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The pump and dump... have sex
with him in his childhood bed
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while listening to the theme
song of "facts of life"
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and then dump him. No way. I do
not buy this for one second.
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I saw you and Benjamin together.
You guys were so great.
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I mean, you guys... you were
finishing each other's...
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sentences? Yes, I could
do that with anyone.
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But it's so...
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brilliant.
Yes, I am kind of a...
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bitch?
Genius. See? You can't do it.
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Of all of Chloe's sick plans,
this one is the sickest.
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I mean, doesn't she realize that
cute funny guys like Benjamin
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are hard to find?
They don't exist.
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I mean, they sometimes do.
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Especially ones that you feel
completely comfortable around.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Look, June, look,
I think it's great
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that you care
about your friend,
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but maybe just concentrate on
having your own fun Halloween.
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No. I need to make Chloe
change her mind
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and... and give love a shot.
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♪ I want the world
to celebrate ♪
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♪ I wanna come home ♪
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A lady hobbit?
That's awesome.
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Oh, thanks. It's reflective
of my journey of self-discovery.
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And plus, I was like, what does
every single girl want? A ring.
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Some guys want that, too.
Excuse me for just a second.
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Sorry.
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Bye.
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Mm.
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Oh, my God! Oh, no.
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Your first single Halloween
in 40 years,
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and this is your costume?!
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It is reflective
of my journey...
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you have hair on your feet!
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It has to be authentic, or else
what are we even doing?!
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I've been thinking,
and I know you.
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You can't go through
with this Benjamin thing.
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Oh, please.
It's all for the trick.
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I've already subconsciously
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started reminding him
of his mother.
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She was a bus driver.
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I sexed it up a little bit.
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I saw pictures of her,
and she was not sexy.
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I mean, maybe to some people,
but not to me.
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Once you realize
how perfect you are together,
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you will not be able
to break his heart.
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That's why I made you a video
about your love.
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It's set to a train song,
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and I didn't have
any pictures of Benjamin,
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so I just used clips of Dave
from "Happy Endings."
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♪ hey, soul sister ♪
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00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:50,778
♪ ain't that mister mister ♪
251
00:09:50,846 --> 00:09:53,546
♪ on the radio stereo ♪
252
00:09:53,614 --> 00:09:55,949
♪ the way you move ain't fair,
you know ♪
253
00:09:56,017 --> 00:09:57,117
♪ hey ♪
254
00:10:01,522 --> 00:10:03,390
Why is
my weekend doorman Mario here?
255
00:10:03,457 --> 00:10:05,092
He came!
256
00:10:06,727 --> 00:10:07,694
Huh.
257
00:10:09,462 --> 00:10:12,564
Ugh. Uh, that is not positive.
Take that off immediately.
258
00:10:12,632 --> 00:10:14,367
Luther, grab the emergency
pikachu costume.
259
00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:15,768
No, I'm a devil.
260
00:10:15,835 --> 00:10:17,436
I'm not playing your game.
261
00:10:17,504 --> 00:10:19,471
You think
because you're a celebrity
262
00:10:19,539 --> 00:10:20,973
you can change the meaning
of the holiday?
263
00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,708
Yes.
Just say the word, James.
264
00:10:22,776 --> 00:10:26,177
Say the word, and I will tase
this gentleman... Mario.
265
00:10:26,245 --> 00:10:29,247
Hi. I'm a cherub.
266
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,718
♪ Tonight ♪
267
00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:38,756
You're a pretty good editor.
268
00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:41,825
Okay. If you won't stop
this trick, then I will.
269
00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,661
Fine. Go and tell him. There's
no way he's gonna believe you.
270
00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:45,695
He's in the bathroom.
271
00:10:47,265 --> 00:10:48,865
You know,
I'm actually a fireman.
272
00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:50,567
We... we will never forget.
273
00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:55,806
Sorry it took so long.
274
00:10:55,873 --> 00:10:57,873
I have to take off
all my clothes to go.
275
00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:03,279
Ugh.
276
00:11:03,347 --> 00:11:05,748
I took a shower.
277
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,321
A trophy
for synchronized swimming.
278
00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:14,323
So cool.
279
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:16,191
You know, no girl I've dated
280
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,526
has ever wanted to see
where I grew up before.
281
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,728
At least not so early on.
282
00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:23,832
Well, I guess it makes me feel
that much closer to you.
283
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,302
Should I put some music on?
284
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:30,871
Sure.
285
00:11:30,939 --> 00:11:34,408
♪ whatever
happened to predictability? ♪
286
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,610
Is this...
287
00:11:36,678 --> 00:11:38,245
The "full house" theme song?
288
00:11:38,313 --> 00:11:41,282
Oh, I don't know. Is it?
I just put it on random.
289
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,784
♪ Waiting just around
the bend ♪
290
00:11:43,852 --> 00:11:45,218
♪ everywhere you look ♪
291
00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:49,122
Oh, my God. Is that you?
Your hair was huge.
292
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,757
Yeah.
Yeah. My mom got a perm,
293
00:11:51,825 --> 00:11:53,593
and I wanted to be
just like her.
294
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,096
I did everything my mom did,
295
00:11:56,163 --> 00:11:59,999
you know, other than
abandon our family.
296
00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:03,568
♪ When you're lost out there,
and you're all alone ♪
297
00:12:03,636 --> 00:12:06,905
♪ a light is waiting
to carry you home ♪
298
00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:08,240
I can't do this.
299
00:12:08,308 --> 00:12:10,642
Is it the song?
No. The song is perfect.
300
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:13,345
It's, um...
301
00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:15,114
Look,
302
00:12:15,181 --> 00:12:17,048
Ben...
303
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:19,017
We haven't really been dating.
304
00:12:19,084 --> 00:12:22,854
I've been playing
a Halloween trick on you.
305
00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:24,823
I've been making
your deepest fears come true
306
00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:26,892
by reminding you of your mother
307
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:28,860
and then having sex with you
and dumping you.
308
00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:31,863
But I can't do it.
309
00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:33,463
You seem like a nice guy,
310
00:12:33,532 --> 00:12:36,199
and this doesn't feel fun
anymore.
311
00:12:37,836 --> 00:12:39,803
I know.
312
00:12:39,871 --> 00:12:41,071
What?
313
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:42,339
I said I know.
314
00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:44,241
Are you Australian?
315
00:12:44,308 --> 00:12:45,943
Yes. Indeed I am.
316
00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:48,412
I've been one step ahead of you
this whole time, Chloe.
317
00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:51,047
I have been
watching and admiring your work
318
00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:52,348
for years.
319
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,584
You were my hypnotist?
320
00:12:54,652 --> 00:12:57,186
You were supposed to
help me quit smoking.
321
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,789
You were my nutritionist?
322
00:12:59,857 --> 00:13:01,891
...and the love scenes
were a challenge.
323
00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,526
What's that girl's deal?
324
00:13:03,594 --> 00:13:05,661
What, Chloe?
325
00:13:05,728 --> 00:13:07,629
Oh.
Her idea of a Halloween trick
326
00:13:07,697 --> 00:13:09,665
is to completely ruin
somebody's life.
327
00:13:09,732 --> 00:13:10,966
You know,
she's one of the people
328
00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:12,467
who told me
not to do "love monster."
329
00:13:12,535 --> 00:13:14,169
She absolutely hates
chick flicks.
330
00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:16,638
Got it.
331
00:13:16,706 --> 00:13:18,874
The moment you started
being nice to me that night,
332
00:13:18,942 --> 00:13:20,908
I realized
I was your next target,
333
00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:22,810
so then I started
my Halloween trick
334
00:13:22,878 --> 00:13:26,380
of making your biggest fears
come true...
335
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,315
By forcing you
to live a chick flick.
336
00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:31,052
That is my biggest fear.
How did you do that?
337
00:13:31,119 --> 00:13:32,620
Think about it.
When I told you
338
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,822
that my mother walked on me,
where were we?
339
00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,357
On a carriage ride
in central park.
340
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,892
And when I told you
341
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,694
I had trouble
trusting women after that?
342
00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:43,230
We were having
a good-natured snowball fight.
343
00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:44,831
Don't you see?
344
00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:47,901
This whole time, I've been
"revealing" myself to you,
345
00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:51,271
we were acting out
chick flick cliches.
346
00:13:51,339 --> 00:13:53,172
But what about your mother?
347
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,007
Spoke to her yesterday.
She's my best friend.
348
00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:57,676
We're talking about taking
a trip to Laos together.
349
00:13:57,744 --> 00:14:00,346
So you were the one
tricking me?
350
00:14:00,414 --> 00:14:01,914
Oh, it's not over.
351
00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,483
We're only at the end
of act two...
352
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,318
you realizing that you care
too much about me
353
00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:07,286
to go through with your trick.
354
00:14:07,354 --> 00:14:10,555
You've developed real feelings for me.
No, I haven't.
355
00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:13,358
Well, I'm flying out of
Laguardia at noon tomorrow
356
00:14:13,426 --> 00:14:15,793
to shoot a new movie in Prague.
357
00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:19,197
Who knows if we'll ever
see each other again.
358
00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:20,365
Unless...
359
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:23,568
You chase me down
in the airport
360
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:25,470
and make a heartfelt plea
for love.
361
00:14:28,641 --> 00:14:31,943
Good luck not meeting me there.
362
00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:38,650
Happy Halloween.
363
00:14:38,717 --> 00:14:41,185
Is this even your house?
364
00:14:41,253 --> 00:14:43,620
Nope. A furnished rental.
365
00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:53,911
Benjamin was tricking you?
366
00:14:53,979 --> 00:14:55,713
I cannot believe he beat me
at my own game.
367
00:14:55,781 --> 00:14:57,749
Forcing me to live
in a chick flick?!
368
00:14:57,816 --> 00:15:00,417
No, that... that is not true.
I am the queen of chick flicks.
369
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:03,354
I know every beat.
If this were a chick flick...
370
00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:05,656
you'd be the quirky,
unlucky-in-love best friend.
371
00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:07,590
What? You give advice
to the main character,
372
00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:10,326
you put aside your own agenda
to service hers.
373
00:15:10,394 --> 00:15:12,763
Now I understand why
Benjamin's friend was so gross.
374
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,230
For this.
375
00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:15,331
For you.
376
00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:17,000
What are you talking about?
377
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:19,703
Zonk is the guy that you end up
with in the movie.
378
00:15:19,771 --> 00:15:22,772
He's the Jonah hill/jim belushi/
Zach Galifianakis
379
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:27,076
to your Joan Cusack/Lisa Kudrow/
Janeane Garofalo.
380
00:15:27,144 --> 00:15:30,612
I am
not the supporting player.
381
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,214
Am I?
382
00:15:32,282 --> 00:15:33,949
I can't go to the airport
because then Benjamin will win!
383
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,351
But if I don't go, then he will
have had the last con,
384
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:38,452
and he still wins.
What are you looking for?
385
00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:39,921
I suddenly have
the urge to bake.
386
00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:42,691
I want to put on sweatpants
and bake for some reason.
387
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,693
Oh, God.
388
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,527
Turn it on, June.
389
00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:49,430
Take it off.
No.
390
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:51,132
Take it off.
I'll take off my costume
391
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,533
if you take off your fear.
392
00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:54,868
Um, okay.
393
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:57,370
So I'm gonna go.
394
00:15:57,438 --> 00:15:59,573
You know who that was?
395
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,141
That was
the last girl standing.
396
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,976
She was waiting for you to leave
so she could have sex with me,
397
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,544
but you never did.
398
00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:06,780
So now Cheyenne has to go back
to work at the pharmacy
399
00:16:06,848 --> 00:16:08,582
having not had sex
with a TV star.
400
00:16:08,649 --> 00:16:11,050
You ruined her life
and my party.
401
00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:13,452
You ruined your party.
What's your problem, man?
402
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,621
What is underneath
this fear of Halloween?
403
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,090
I just think it's scary.
404
00:16:17,157 --> 00:16:18,858
Yes,
but what's underneath that?
405
00:16:18,926 --> 00:16:20,459
Nothing.
I just don't like scary stuff.
406
00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:23,096
Maybe you were the one
avoiding that sexy bunny girl.
407
00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:24,697
Because maybe you'd hit it off
408
00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:26,064
and you'd go out on a date
with her
409
00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:28,066
and you'd eventually
move in together too soon
410
00:16:28,134 --> 00:16:29,801
because her parents cosigned
411
00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:31,970
on an apartment
in the meatpacking district
412
00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:33,872
with not enough room
for your records
413
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,441
and her madame Alexander
doll collection!
414
00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:39,778
You're talking about you. Yeah,
I don't love my girlfriend!
415
00:16:46,017 --> 00:16:47,384
I win.
416
00:16:47,452 --> 00:16:51,555
Mario doesn't like to hold hands
on the subway.
417
00:16:51,623 --> 00:16:53,023
I don't know.
418
00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:56,293
- I just...
- I don't know.
419
00:16:56,361 --> 00:16:59,028
I mean, we'll see,
420
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:01,231
but... I don't know.
421
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:05,769
Oh.
422
00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:07,771
Mark, where are you?
We are slammed.
423
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:11,574
It is the post-Halloween,
hungover, walk-of-shame crowd.
424
00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:13,408
I just had
a pretty intense realization.
425
00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:14,943
Can you cover for me?
426
00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:16,845
Yeah, it's not like
I've got anything going on
427
00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:18,914
good. Thanks. Bye.
428
00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:21,183
No one cares what's going on
in my life.
429
00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:22,651
I wanted to get
a guy's phone number,
430
00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:25,187
and I walked away from
a cute fireman just to help...
431
00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:28,490
Ahh.
432
00:17:28,557 --> 00:17:33,127
What are we gonna do
with those two, huh?
433
00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:35,362
Nope. No, Zonk,
I'm not doing this.
434
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,531
I am not gonna be
the quirky best friend
435
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,134
who is more involved with
Chloe's love life than my own.
436
00:17:40,202 --> 00:17:42,870
But I have info
that could change everything.
437
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,105
Benjamin's not gonna direct
"love monster 2."
438
00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:48,441
He backed out because of
Chloe's hatred of chick flicks.
439
00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:50,977
Don't you get it?
He really does like her.
440
00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:53,013
This wasn't all just a scam.
441
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,349
That doesn't change anything.
442
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,918
Except everything.
443
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:05,858
Zonk just told me
that Benjamin turned down
444
00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:08,060
directing "love monster 2"
because of you.
445
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,795
I mean, don't you get it?
446
00:18:09,863 --> 00:18:11,831
He really likes you.
You have to go to the airport.
447
00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:13,498
Yeah. I know.
I'm on my way there now.
448
00:18:13,566 --> 00:18:14,766
What do you mean, you know?
449
00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:15,968
I talked to a bee.
A what?
450
00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:17,435
A Bumblebee.
451
00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:18,602
I was going out
to get flour and eggs
452
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,238
for my sudden baking urge,
453
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,573
furious about being conned
by Benjamin,
454
00:18:22,641 --> 00:18:25,210
when I fell into step
with this bee.
455
00:18:25,277 --> 00:18:26,878
She noticed I looked
well rested,
456
00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:29,047
not hungover, and that
I smelled of deodorant,
457
00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:30,849
which means I must've slept
at my own place,
458
00:18:30,916 --> 00:18:32,950
which is unusual
for Halloween night.
459
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:36,186
She asked me, pointing at
my heart, "who got in there?"
460
00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:38,688
I was taken aback that
she could read me so quickly,
461
00:18:38,756 --> 00:18:41,191
so I asked if she wanted
to grab a cup of coffee.
462
00:18:41,259 --> 00:18:42,926
Well, I got a coffee.
463
00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:44,694
The bee ate
a full lumberjack meal.
464
00:18:44,762 --> 00:18:46,363
Girlfriend was famished.
465
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:49,665
Anyway, she made me realize why
chick flicks are so popular.
466
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:52,468
Because deep down, everyone,
no matter how cynical,
467
00:18:52,535 --> 00:18:53,936
wants a happy ending.
468
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,881
She told me that the only way
out of a chick flick
469
00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:07,682
is through it,
470
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,185
that it's not whether I go
to the airport or not,
471
00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:14,055
it's what I do when I get there
that matters.
472
00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:15,757
So I'm on my way
to the airport now.
473
00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:17,725
Wait. So I didn't help you
at all?
474
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:21,061
Well, I like to be on the phone
when I hail a cab, so kinda.
475
00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:24,765
Wow. I am so glad somebody else
helped you figure this out.
476
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:27,268
Maybe I'm not just
the supporting player after all.
477
00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:45,818
Chloe, please
pick up a white courtesy phone.
478
00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:48,021
Hello?
479
00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:49,455
I knew you'd come.
480
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,029
I had to tell you something.
481
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,163
I like you.
482
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,898
Yeah. Right.
483
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,235
No, I really do.
484
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,603
Yes, it started out as a trick,
485
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,439
until I realized that
you were messing with me,
486
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,274
and no one's ever beat me
at my own game before.
487
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,776
I like you.
488
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,279
I...
489
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,282
I can't tell what's happening.
490
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,750
I know.
491
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,286
You're wondering,
is she still messing with me
492
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:23,887
or is she finally being honest?
493
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,122
Because maybe her biggest fear
isn't being in a chick flick
494
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,224
but actually having feelings
for someone.
495
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,660
There's no way to know,
496
00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:33,063
which means I win.
497
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,999
Well, I thought you were gonna
report me as a terrorist,
498
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:39,769
so I told T.S.A. You have
a switchblade in your purse.
499
00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:41,070
But I don't.
500
00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:43,439
You do.
501
00:20:48,911 --> 00:20:51,813
Wait. I'm confused.
So... so you like me?
502
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:53,949
Do I?
503
00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:56,218
You know we're gonna
see each other again, right?
504
00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:57,885
This isn't the end
of our story.
505
00:20:57,953 --> 00:20:59,020
I know.
506
00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:00,821
See you in the sequel.
507
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:04,558
Oh, please. The sequel's never
as good as the original.
508
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:06,494
Mind your own weave-wax, sweetie.
509
00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:14,922
Excuse me.
510
00:21:14,989 --> 00:21:17,191
I've been
to every firehouse in Manhattan.
511
00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:20,293
I'm trying to find this cute
fireman that I met on Halloween.
512
00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,364
'Sup?
513
00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:25,498
No!
514
00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:27,667
God! I don't believe this!
515
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:28,801
Believe it.
516
00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:30,303
This is happening.
517
00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:33,473
Are you even in shape enough
to be a fireman?
518
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:34,607
I'm the cook.
519
00:21:34,675 --> 00:21:38,177
Franklin Zonkowski,
firehouse chef.
520
00:21:38,244 --> 00:21:40,912
They let me slide down the pole
when I got a bitch to impress.
521
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,314
Ugh.
522
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:48,371
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